Pound Cake

When I was a littel kid my mother used to hold my hand on electric burners but then she would feel sorry and make my favorite pound cake.

1 Pound asparagus
1 Pound soap flakes
1 Pound Flour
1 Pound Honey

Stir all incredients and strain. Boil, then microwave until bubbly. Spread on a big sheet of brown paper. Top with rice and suntan lotion.